Chair Kings
Nothing beats claiming the best seat in the house.
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Slommy & Cappy
Piece of Shit Cat Life • EST. 2020
Captain
Living his best cat life
Latest Purr-spectives
Pink LED Supervisor
Overseeing all late-night activities from the lap throne.
Professional Napper
Expert level sleeping achieved.
Cardboard Box Connoisseur
Only the finest Amazon packaging will do.
Meet Captain
A sophisticated floofy gentleman with impeccable taste in furniture, sunlight, and cardboard architecture. Living his best life on the South Side.